Ah, it's been so long since I posted on the blog cos i prefer having doing it on the book.. yea, so i guess this place would remain as a joke archive for me and my frens and hope they can cheer everyone up. Many things had happened throughout the days i didnt post and i shall not post it bah...

Why superman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos it's S sized..

then why batman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos Superman bought one for him

then why spiderman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos it was a buy 2 get 1 free promotion, so superman gave him the free one...

GOD IS GREAT AND AWESOME MAN!! can someone say AMEN?! yea, i just finished ignytion and it was a totally unique and exciting experience. it was my first time doing street evangelism and i managed to do quite well!! thanks to my partner, DARREN. We managed to share Christ with over 10 people and it was just amazing to see how GOD moves through this event and really hope I can speak and share with people about GOD more confidently after this! YEA MAN!!

Alright, which person in a hawker centre is the strongest???

Ans: the one that sells wanton mee ( to know.. one tonne-wanton)

Well, to those out who never got the chance to hear about GOD's love, do not walk away when someone shares about it, because, 'you will never know if you walk away..'

Oh, though i am still having my exams, i am still posting!! haha! yea but it's quite alright i guess. it's gonna be the last week of our exams(for most of us) and i am pretty relaxed now but i know i cannot 松懈 now, haha! but i am posting to continue to share more jokes!!

actually, i made this up, so it maybe a little 'colder' than the others.

东 南 西 北, which one is always very bored??

Ans: 北！( cos 北朝鲜(North korea)- 北超sian!!)

haha, for those taking O lvls out there, continue to jia you man!! all the best and GOD bless:)

WAH! i changed the title of my BLOG eh. not bad right! now i am in the midst of my O lvls and today's physic didnt went as smoothly as the other papers... oh.. the feel of confidence just not there sia. but nvm lah, i am gonna make use of my bio to boost my confidence man!! POWER!!( P= workdone/time) so i jus hav to work hard for my BIO(work done) for the next two days!(time) and.... the result is POWER-FULL le!! haha! super lame... well, i think we must hav confidence in everything we do and lets not lose heart and for the time is near... before we will rejoice tgt and praise HIM!!

Stay close to GOD and jia you for those taking O lvls!
those who are not, well.. good night! haha!

A and C which one is shorter??
Ans: A ( ABCD = A比C低)

one week of O lvl has just past.. well, we had English and maths this week and i think i went pretty well for me lah. must really thank GOD for giving me the calmness and peace i need, cos i was really scared on the first few days!! i went to the toilet 3 times every day! but i still can tahan, haha! thank GOD! "praise him for God is with us!"

this one week may seemed very long to us but now, since it's over, let's not look at how good or bad we had done for our papers but lets look forward and work hard for the rest of our exams!! i believe all of us can do our best and glorify GOD with our results! jia you everyone taking O lvls and GOD bless!

(copyright from Joo hou)
东，南，西和北， which one more 帅？

Ans: 西 cos (蟋蟀 xi shuai = cricket)


大树 and 小树, 它们差在哪里？( big tree and small tree, how are they different?)

Ans: 它们插在泥土里...

oh, it's such a tiring week for me man... i tried to study hard like anyone else but just couldn't make myself study for even 1 hour!! but nvm still must jia you!! slow and steady win the race right?? (zzz stop 自我安慰 la...)

ok, what kind of meat receive the most praise??

Ans: beef! ( cos u can order WELL DONE beef)

haha, this joke is adopted frm my church leader, bro sam :)