haha, i got this when i was on the bus!! but it is quite old lah...

why is the football stadium so hot after a football match???

Ans: cos the fans are gone!! haha!!

when half boiled egg and medium rare steak meet each other, why didnt they say hi to each other??

Ans: they dont know each other well ( they not 'shou' in chinese)

it's a long time since i share somemore jokes man. recently, my class is so 'emo' that it made me 'emo' also, cause emoness is contagious. however, i found the cure for it! HAPPINESS AND CHEERFULNESS is contagious as well! in fact, they are even stronger!! just like the grp I metals in the periodic table. so i going to be high and cheerful for the rest of my life and spread this contagious JOY in me!!

joke for today.

-how much $$ mus u bring with u before u can leave the house when there is 'tai feng' outside??

Ans: 40 million ( ru guo you tai feng, mei si qian wan bei chu men)

hoho, no time no post!! my com spoiled and was sent for repair for the last few days lah..
come on, lets share more jokes man!

1.there is one guy call 'yep pi ya'. surname is yep, name is pi ya. he walks on the streets and sings,' yeppiyaya yeppi yeppi ya'. BANG!! someone killed him, who killed him???

Ans: shakespeare ( sha shi pi ya)


2.what animal is the most passionate??

Ans: black pig ( frm the song re qing sa mo,' wo de(or di)re qing, hao xiang yi ba huo')


3.i got this frm my friend!
there is one man who eat human meat and went to see the doctor. the doctor says he has high colesterol and must eat more vegetables. guess what veg he eat after that??

Ans: vegetable people..(zhi wu ren)

what type of chicken can fly and fight??

ans: air fighter!! ( zan dou ji!)

haha another lame joke... i dont know why i like to think of jokes but i think it makes both my friends and i happy! ain't i right? jokes are 'happy things'! haha!! feel so happy now today after last night TAWG! wah, feel so encouraged and blessed and hope to know more tonight man!!

well, i dont hav any jokes today but i hope to think of one soon!! so that i can share with everyone. anyway, jus feeling very empty and aimless these few days.. i dont know what's wrong with myself either but really hope this emptiness can go away forever and never come back, because it is killing me!! now, i am really looking forward for something good to happen but i know it wont happen unless i make the first move.. sigh... better go find someone i can talk to and solve this problem!

continue to have hope in the lord! as surely as the sun will rise, he'll come!

Which superstar owns a farm??

Ans: Madonna!! ( oh, 'madonna' had a farm, eya eya oh! )

joke of the day!

what animal is most closely related to humans?

Ans: Wolf ( lang is human in hokkien!!)

A joke again keeps a sad moment away

haha, this is what is always believe in. so i am always trying to post some jokes to make people laugh and happy. oh man, as time passes, my jokes gets lesser and lesser. does that mean that i am losing my strength to bring joy to people?? i hope not, cos that is my purpose in life and i will not stop myself frm fulfilling his purpose in my generation!!

Joke of the day:
which animal is a big fat lier?

Ans: fish ( yu pian mee fen)