Monday, January 8, 2007

jokes

1. at home, who help u tian fan?

ans: fei long ( cos fei long zai tian )


2. got two mountain, policeman wif a gun tat can shoot onli 1km away stand at one mountain
the other mountain stands a criminal. the distance between the mountains is 10km, y the policeman
can shoot the criminal down?

ans: cos the gun is 9km long......


3. when a boat sinks, all the dead ppl is called corpse, then those surviving ones call wad?

ans: for help....


4a. one male cow n two female cow. use 2 words to describe these cows

ans: three cows....

4b. two male cow n one female cow. use 3 words to describe these cows

ans: still three cows.....


5. monk comb hair. guess a country.

ans: is scottland ( shu ge lan )


6. wolf come liao. guess a fruit.

ans: starfruit ( yang tao )


7. sheep come liao. guess a fruit.

ans: strawberry ( cao mei )