oh, it's a long time since i post.. i m getting ready for my 'o' lvls these days, so i wont be posting much, but dont worry after my exams, i will be back with dozens of jokes!! haha!


哪个号码最懒惰，哪个号码最努力呢？？

哈哈哈！ 答案是一最懒惰，二最努力！ 因为一不做，二不休！

哪个歌手制造了红绿灯呢？？

答案是王力宏! ( 黄绿红！)

jia you!

ah, the answer is a male horse! cos 快马加鞭！get it? ( fast horse add BIAN- which is the penis i think)

haha the answer is... the birds are ostriches! they cannot fly mah..

ah, another one. a male horse and a female horse.. which one runs faster??

hohoho, i got new one! haha, but not very funny lah..

there are ten birds, xiao ming shot down one but the others didnt fly away. why???

haha, tell u guys the answer next time bah!!

woah! it's been so long since i share jokes again! haha, running dry le.. hope other ppl can jus boost me up with more entertaining jokes and riddles!

here it goes.. what will a horse and a tree look like together?

Ans: Chicken! (cos digital camera in chinese =数码相机)

ok! the answer is becos 男子汉敢做敢当！( 敢坐kentang!)

a couple went for dinner at a potato retaurant. they got a table for two and when they decided to sit down, they saw potatoes on their seat and the woman did not dare to sit on it. however, the man sat on it. WHY???

the answer will be reviewed in the nxt post. COMIN SOON.

HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!! haha wishing all teachers a happy teachers' day! may your passion for teaching impact many more students in the future and always rmb that we students will always love you!! thank you for all your patience and guidance!!

JOKE TIME:
Qn: john is a small boy who lives on the 26th floor of a HDB flat. why can he take the lift down to the ground floor but cannot take the lift back up his house???

Ans: cos he is too short!! he can only press 1 in the lift but cannot press 26!!