Oh my tian, this evening was tragic! i am so not good at words MAN!! not even good at expressing myself... haiz.. nvm.

Why penguins are black only at the back and white in front?

Ans: cause their hands are too short!! to wash their back!

WOOHOO! it's been so long since I been here. well, the main reason is because of the lack of supply of JOKES! haha! haiz, basically i moved on to TJC and i believe GOD place me there for a purpose, and i hope not only to fulfil it, but also to grow deeply in my walk with GOD yea! Now, i am busy with my JCTs and i believe many of you in JCs are having the same fate. so hope this two jokes ( quite lame de...) may brighten up any of your day if you are reading this:)

有一只鸭，它很健康，又会游泳。但是它跳进水里。为什么会死掉？

Ans: 因为它想自杀， haha!

什么时候 1 + 1 不 = 2？

Ans: 算错的时候，hahahahaha!

how do prawns laugh??

Ans: hei hei hei ( hei is prawn in hokkien)

how do fishes laugh??

Ans: hel hel hel ( hel is fish in hokkien)

who is optimus prime's parent?

Ans: transparent...

Ah, it's been so long since I posted on the blog cos i prefer having doing it on the book.. yea, so i guess this place would remain as a joke archive for me and my frens and hope they can cheer everyone up. Many things had happened throughout the days i didnt post and i shall not post it bah...

Why superman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos it's S sized..

then why batman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos Superman bought one for him

then why spiderman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos it was a buy 2 get 1 free promotion, so superman gave him the free one...

GOD IS GREAT AND AWESOME MAN!! can someone say AMEN?! yea, i just finished ignytion and it was a totally unique and exciting experience. it was my first time doing street evangelism and i managed to do quite well!! thanks to my partner, DARREN. We managed to share Christ with over 10 people and it was just amazing to see how GOD moves through this event and really hope I can speak and share with people about GOD more confidently after this! YEA MAN!!

Alright, which person in a hawker centre is the strongest???

Ans: the one that sells wanton mee ( to know.. one tonne-wanton)

Well, to those out who never got the chance to hear about GOD's love, do not walk away when someone shares about it, because, 'you will never know if you walk away..'

Oh, though i am still having my exams, i am still posting!! haha! yea but it's quite alright i guess. it's gonna be the last week of our exams(for most of us) and i am pretty relaxed now but i know i cannot 松懈 now, haha! but i am posting to continue to share more jokes!!

actually, i made this up, so it maybe a little 'colder' than the others.

东 南 西 北, which one is always very bored??

Ans: 北！( cos 北朝鲜(North korea)- 北超sian!!)

haha, for those taking O lvls out there, continue to jia you man!! all the best and GOD bless:)

WAH! i changed the title of my BLOG eh. not bad right! now i am in the midst of my O lvls and today's physic didnt went as smoothly as the other papers... oh.. the feel of confidence just not there sia. but nvm lah, i am gonna make use of my bio to boost my confidence man!! POWER!!( P= workdone/time) so i jus hav to work hard for my BIO(work done) for the next two days!(time) and.... the result is POWER-FULL le!! haha! super lame... well, i think we must hav confidence in everything we do and lets not lose heart and for the time is near... before we will rejoice tgt and praise HIM!!

Stay close to GOD and jia you for those taking O lvls!
those who are not, well.. good night! haha!

A and C which one is shorter??
Ans: A ( ABCD = A比C低)

one week of O lvl has just past.. well, we had English and maths this week and i think i went pretty well for me lah. must really thank GOD for giving me the calmness and peace i need, cos i was really scared on the first few days!! i went to the toilet 3 times every day! but i still can tahan, haha! thank GOD! "praise him for God is with us!"

this one week may seemed very long to us but now, since it's over, let's not look at how good or bad we had done for our papers but lets look forward and work hard for the rest of our exams!! i believe all of us can do our best and glorify GOD with our results! jia you everyone taking O lvls and GOD bless!

(copyright from Joo hou)
东，南，西和北， which one more 帅？

Ans: 西 cos (蟋蟀 xi shuai = cricket)


大树 and 小树, 它们差在哪里？( big tree and small tree, how are they different?)

Ans: 它们插在泥土里...

oh, it's such a tiring week for me man... i tried to study hard like anyone else but just couldn't make myself study for even 1 hour!! but nvm still must jia you!! slow and steady win the race right?? (zzz stop 自我安慰 la...)

ok, what kind of meat receive the most praise??

Ans: beef! ( cos u can order WELL DONE beef)

haha, this joke is adopted frm my church leader, bro sam :)

oh, it's a long time since i post.. i m getting ready for my 'o' lvls these days, so i wont be posting much, but dont worry after my exams, i will be back with dozens of jokes!! haha!


哪个号码最懒惰，哪个号码最努力呢？？

哈哈哈！ 答案是一最懒惰，二最努力！ 因为一不做，二不休！

哪个歌手制造了红绿灯呢？？

答案是王力宏! ( 黄绿红！)

jia you!

ah, the answer is a male horse! cos 快马加鞭！get it? ( fast horse add BIAN- which is the penis i think)

haha the answer is... the birds are ostriches! they cannot fly mah..

ah, another one. a male horse and a female horse.. which one runs faster??

hohoho, i got new one! haha, but not very funny lah..

there are ten birds, xiao ming shot down one but the others didnt fly away. why???

haha, tell u guys the answer next time bah!!

woah! it's been so long since i share jokes again! haha, running dry le.. hope other ppl can jus boost me up with more entertaining jokes and riddles!

here it goes.. what will a horse and a tree look like together?

Ans: Chicken! (cos digital camera in chinese =数码相机)

ok! the answer is becos 男子汉敢做敢当！( 敢坐kentang!)

a couple went for dinner at a potato retaurant. they got a table for two and when they decided to sit down, they saw potatoes on their seat and the woman did not dare to sit on it. however, the man sat on it. WHY???

the answer will be reviewed in the nxt post. COMIN SOON.

HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!! haha wishing all teachers a happy teachers' day! may your passion for teaching impact many more students in the future and always rmb that we students will always love you!! thank you for all your patience and guidance!!

JOKE TIME:
Qn: john is a small boy who lives on the 26th floor of a HDB flat. why can he take the lift down to the ground floor but cannot take the lift back up his house???

Ans: cos he is too short!! he can only press 1 in the lift but cannot press 26!!

Answer for previous post is cos they always wave their hands in the air and nodd their heads ( as if they are greeting u!!)

hey, long time no post ah! haha!

Why are those people who dance hip hop very respectful???

Guess the answer!! haha this time i am not going to tell u guys the answer right away!
haha, so stay tune!

um ha um ha umm haha!! this tune has been in my mind since i watch the show tat NONO was in... haha!!

when a green bean falls frm a 50 storey high building, what will it become??

Ans: red bean! ( green bean is covered with blood!)

when a banana falls frm a 50 storet high building, what will it become??

Ans: egg plant ( cos banana got blue black.. tats why appears purple!)