hoho, no time no post!! my com spoiled and was sent for repair for the last few days lah..
come on, lets share more jokes man!
1.there is one guy call 'yep pi ya'. surname is yep, name is pi ya. he walks on the streets and sings,' yeppiyaya yeppi yeppi ya'. BANG!! someone killed him, who killed him???
Ans: shakespeare ( sha shi pi ya)
2.what animal is the most passionate??
Ans: black pig ( frm the song re qing sa mo,' wo de(or di)re qing, hao xiang yi ba huo')
3.i got this frm my friend!
there is one man who eat human meat and went to see the doctor. the doctor says he has high colesterol and must eat more vegetables. guess what veg he eat after that??
Ans: vegetable people..(zhi wu ren)