more jokes

what kind of people have very hard stomach?
Ans: Indian ( ying du ren)

what kind of people are very 'smooth'?
Ans: Chinese ( hua ren)

what kind of people call cow, cow wont come, call goat, goat oso wont come?
Ans: Malay ( ma lai ren) only horse will come!!

what kind of people always very hungry?
Ans: beatboxer ( tu ci er ci)

the eleventh book. guess a chinese idiom?
Ans: bu ke si yi ( book si yi)

gun is blue. swords oso blue. guess a chinese idiom?
Ans: dao qiang bu ru ( sword gun blue)

which letter is a murderer?
Ans: P ( PQR)

which two letter most easy tio skin cancer?
Ans: T and W ( TUVW, nearest to UV)

which letter is before Z?
Ans: N ( Y and Z)

which letter knows the alphabets the best?
Ans: I ( now i know my ABC)

mas selamat, obama, saddam hussein and lee hsien long play mahjong tgt, who will win first??
Ans: Saddam hussein ( saddam hu sian )

if got a car, mark is the driver, claire sits beside mark and john sits behind claire, who is the owner of the car??
Ans: if ( if got a car!!)

what food in fast food restaurant loves taking photos?
Ans: cheese ( Cheese!!)

what food in fast food restaurant likes to scold ppl??
Ans: Also cheese ( qu si )

what food found in fast food restuarant loves to steal things?
Ans: burger ( burglar)

why when fireworks shoot up the sky, they cannot hit the stars?
Ans: cos xin xin hui shan

which animal has the biggest cup? (bra cup)
Ans: zebra ( Z cup bra)

which animal likes to hold on to paper?
Ans: monkey ( in chinese 'hou zi')

which animal likes to tear paper?
Ans: lion ( in chinese 'shi zi')

jokes

1. at home, who help u tian fan?

ans: fei long ( cos fei long zai tian )


2. got two mountain, policeman wif a gun tat can shoot onli 1km away stand at one mountain
the other mountain stands a criminal. the distance between the mountains is 10km, y the policeman
can shoot the criminal down?

ans: cos the gun is 9km long......


3. when a boat sinks, all the dead ppl is called corpse, then those surviving ones call wad?

ans: for help....


4a. one male cow n two female cow. use 2 words to describe these cows

ans: three cows....

4b. two male cow n one female cow. use 3 words to describe these cows

ans: still three cows.....


5. monk comb hair. guess a country.

ans: is scottland ( shu ge lan )


6. wolf come liao. guess a fruit.

ans: starfruit ( yang tao )


7. sheep come liao. guess a fruit.

ans: strawberry ( cao mei )