hohoho very long never post lo..

which gas is always very exicted and happy??

Ans: nitrogen ( N2 - enthu!!)

which gas is always sick and unwell??

Ans: oxygen ( O2 - vomit!)

wah, i suddenly thought of something very interesting leh!! nxt time, i can post the question only and then you guys will guess the correct ans! sounds good ah, but the prob is not alot ppl see my blog except a few ppl... haha so sad.. Nvm, this is only the beginning, press in man!!

joke of the week!! haha i actually shared this in church!

DEEP BLUE SEA. guess a idiom in chinese( cheng yu)

Ans: sheng bu ru si

yoyoyoyo!!! which button on the key board is the most handsome???

Ans: F4!! haha get it???


when a matchstick injures his head and bandage his head, what does he become??

Ans: cotton bud!!!

haha, so high this week cos GOD jus gave me his ASSURANCE last sat during service through BRO DARREN! thank you bro darren!! hallelujah!!

haha, i got this when i was on the bus!! but it is quite old lah...

why is the football stadium so hot after a football match???

Ans: cos the fans are gone!! haha!!

when half boiled egg and medium rare steak meet each other, why didnt they say hi to each other??

Ans: they dont know each other well ( they not 'shou' in chinese)

it's a long time since i share somemore jokes man. recently, my class is so 'emo' that it made me 'emo' also, cause emoness is contagious. however, i found the cure for it! HAPPINESS AND CHEERFULNESS is contagious as well! in fact, they are even stronger!! just like the grp I metals in the periodic table. so i going to be high and cheerful for the rest of my life and spread this contagious JOY in me!!

joke for today.

-how much $$ mus u bring with u before u can leave the house when there is 'tai feng' outside??

Ans: 40 million ( ru guo you tai feng, mei si qian wan bei chu men)