what type of chicken can fly and fight??

ans: air fighter!! ( zan dou ji!)

haha another lame joke... i dont know why i like to think of jokes but i think it makes both my friends and i happy! ain't i right? jokes are 'happy things'! haha!! feel so happy now today after last night TAWG! wah, feel so encouraged and blessed and hope to know more tonight man!!

well, i dont hav any jokes today but i hope to think of one soon!! so that i can share with everyone. anyway, jus feeling very empty and aimless these few days.. i dont know what's wrong with myself either but really hope this emptiness can go away forever and never come back, because it is killing me!! now, i am really looking forward for something good to happen but i know it wont happen unless i make the first move.. sigh... better go find someone i can talk to and solve this problem!

continue to have hope in the lord! as surely as the sun will rise, he'll come!

Which superstar owns a farm??

Ans: Madonna!! ( oh, 'madonna' had a farm, eya eya oh! )

joke of the day!

what animal is most closely related to humans?

Ans: Wolf ( lang is human in hokkien!!)

A joke again keeps a sad moment away

haha, this is what is always believe in. so i am always trying to post some jokes to make people laugh and happy. oh man, as time passes, my jokes gets lesser and lesser. does that mean that i am losing my strength to bring joy to people?? i hope not, cos that is my purpose in life and i will not stop myself frm fulfilling his purpose in my generation!!

Joke of the day:
which animal is a big fat lier?

Ans: fish ( yu pian mee fen)

what food kill C?
Ans: Sarsi ( sa C)

what food kill B?
Ans: Wasabi ( sa B)

general mac arthur brought his army to fight the enemy. at the frontline, he shouted,' CHIONG AH!!' but then, no one attack the enemy? why?
Ans: his army dont understand chinese!!