Oh my tian, this evening was tragic! i am so not good at words MAN!! not even good at expressing myself... haiz.. nvm.

Why penguins are black only at the back and white in front?

Ans: cause their hands are too short!! to wash their back!

WOOHOO! it's been so long since I been here. well, the main reason is because of the lack of supply of JOKES! haha! haiz, basically i moved on to TJC and i believe GOD place me there for a purpose, and i hope not only to fulfil it, but also to grow deeply in my walk with GOD yea! Now, i am busy with my JCTs and i believe many of you in JCs are having the same fate. so hope this two jokes ( quite lame de...) may brighten up any of your day if you are reading this:)

有一只鸭，它很健康，又会游泳。但是它跳进水里。为什么会死掉？

Ans: 因为它想自杀， haha!

什么时候 1 + 1 不 = 2？

Ans: 算错的时候，hahahahaha!

how do prawns laugh??

Ans: hei hei hei ( hei is prawn in hokkien)

how do fishes laugh??

Ans: hel hel hel ( hel is fish in hokkien)

who is optimus prime's parent?

Ans: transparent...

Ah, it's been so long since I posted on the blog cos i prefer having doing it on the book.. yea, so i guess this place would remain as a joke archive for me and my frens and hope they can cheer everyone up. Many things had happened throughout the days i didnt post and i shall not post it bah...

Why superman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos it's S sized..

then why batman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos Superman bought one for him

then why spiderman's shirt so tight??

Ans: cos it was a buy 2 get 1 free promotion, so superman gave him the free one...

GOD IS GREAT AND AWESOME MAN!! can someone say AMEN?! yea, i just finished ignytion and it was a totally unique and exciting experience. it was my first time doing street evangelism and i managed to do quite well!! thanks to my partner, DARREN. We managed to share Christ with over 10 people and it was just amazing to see how GOD moves through this event and really hope I can speak and share with people about GOD more confidently after this! YEA MAN!!

Alright, which person in a hawker centre is the strongest???

Ans: the one that sells wanton mee ( to know.. one tonne-wanton)

Well, to those out who never got the chance to hear about GOD's love, do not walk away when someone shares about it, because, 'you will never know if you walk away..'

Oh, though i am still having my exams, i am still posting!! haha! yea but it's quite alright i guess. it's gonna be the last week of our exams(for most of us) and i am pretty relaxed now but i know i cannot 松懈 now, haha! but i am posting to continue to share more jokes!!

actually, i made this up, so it maybe a little 'colder' than the others.

东 南 西 北, which one is always very bored??

Ans: 北！( cos 北朝鲜(North korea)- 北超sian!!)

haha, for those taking O lvls out there, continue to jia you man!! all the best and GOD bless:)